Can I please get a Whopper Jr. with onion rings?
Make it a meal so I can get a drink
No, I'm not finished, that's not everything
Can I please get a Double Whopper with no cheese?
Can I please get a number two with a large drink?
I got money so I don't care how much it costs me
So just throw in some extra fries, don't make them salty
All this cheese gonna make my booty drip drip
I'm lactose intolerant, I don't sip milk
If I see a sight of cheese, I'ma trip trip
I'ma sit on your toilet seat and doodoo then dip
So you got my lil' Whopper Jr.? (I didn't forget that)
And you got my Double Whopper? (I didn't forget that)
What about my onion rings? (Hold on, you can sit back)
Burger King, they know me now
Cheese, I don't want that
(Grrr) And I'm getting hungry now
I know you heard that
Waiting for my onion rings so I don't have to turn back
Burger King, don't play with me, y'all nuggets is so trash
Nuggets taste like rabbit nipples, why y'all even serve that?
Better stop playing and just give me all of my food
Either I pay you right now or leave the drive-thru
Gave me the bag and then I took a bite of my food
There's cheese in my mouth (I'm gonna doodoo)
I'm in the drive-thru of Burger King
Man, they just gave me a Whopper Jr. with hella cheese
Made it a meal, so yes, I got my drink
But why they gon' put cheese on everything?
They put cheese on my Double Whopper with no cheese
I'll be takin' a number two in the morning
Hold on, can I please be excused for a moment?
The cheese already in my body, booty farting (I farted)
